i bet you never thought of this

Published by: gogo on 6th Nov 2009 | View all blogs by gogo

A man and his wife are in court in a Divorce suit.

The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said,

''Your Honour sir. I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.''

The judge turns to the husband and says,

''What do you have to say in your defence’’?

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose.

''Your Highness, if I put my ATM card into a cash-dispensing Machine and the cash comes out...whose cash is it?

'The machines or mine?

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by Sasha 2 years ago

what if the atm card isnt his?with atm fraud going on even d machine warns when u r abt to disburse cash........ so der is every possibility d cash disbursed is not originally his...... if probed further only the bank dat operates thru d ATM MACHINE can tell.....LOL
by gogo 2 years ago

well said Sasha....hmmm i never thot of it that way...good one gurl!!!
by chayoma 2 years ago

funny sasha, actually that's very true. i know of a man who had 5 kids; 3 girls & 2 boys, when the man requested for the five kids at the court after divorce, the wife told the court that the first & second girls are his but the others belonged to another man.
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