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LAUGH OFF THE STRESS

Published by: sheffman on 23rd Jan 2010 | View all blogs by sheffman


SE NA BY FORCE TO MARRY....... ..?

During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:

1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.

2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.

3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for my wedding suit.

4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.

5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown and to my sister for lending her shoes to my wife.

)6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.

7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year.

8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.

9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.

10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.

11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to cook and dance.

12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.

13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drinks.

14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman.

15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding.

Thank you
I TIRE OHH!!!!!

What a wonderful community wedding!!!
NA BY FORCE TO MARRY!!!!!?

PLEASE DONT BEG ME TO MARRY O ,I DONT WANT TO BE LIKE HIM.

Comments

2 Comments

  • Clovee
    by Clovee 2 years ago
    lol.....dwl..... this is a laugh indeed.............lend & barrow & stuff......LMAO
  • Max
    by Max 2 years ago
    Sheffman, I can always count on you for a barrel of laugh or a good read that will stimulate my brain, this one take the cake, thanks for posting....AND NO I WON'T BEG U O..TO GET MARRY O.....I will suggest you and others take their time lol..thanks once again for a good laugh.
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