THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE
A woman is having an
affair during the day while her husband is at
work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard,
not realizing that her little boy is in there
already.
The little Boy says: "Dark in
here."
The
Man says: "Yes, it
is."
Boy:
"I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No,
thanks."
Boy:
"My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy
it!"
Man: "OK, how
much?"
Boy:
"N1000"
A few weeks later it happened again
and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard
together again.
Boy: "Dark in
here."
Man:
"Yes, it
is."
Boy:
"I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How
much?"
The Boy says:"
N5000"
The
Man says: "Fine, I will buy
them."
A
few days later, the Father says to the boy:
"Grab your ball and
boots,
let's
go outside and have a game."
The Boy says: "I can't, I sold
them for
N6000"
The
Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends like
that...
N6000 is
way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess your
"SINS."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says: "Dark in
here."
The Priest says: "Don't start that
again!"
THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE!
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