Nov
6th
i bet you never thought of this
By gogoA man and his wife are in court in a Divorce suit.
The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said,
''Your Honour sir. I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.''
The judge turns to the husband and says,
''What do you have to say in your defence’’?
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose.
''Your Highness, if I put my ATM card into a cash-dispensing Machine and the cash comes out...whose cash is it?
'The machines or mine?
The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said,
''Your Honour sir. I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.''
The judge turns to the husband and says,
''What do you have to say in your defence’’?
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose.
''Your Highness, if I put my ATM card into a cash-dispensing Machine and the cash comes out...whose cash is it?
'The machines or mine?
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